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Hey, how are you?
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Want to go to Chelsea Pier tonight,
just you and me?
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Oh, she can't, we are having a girls' night out.
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Really, what might be happening
at this girls' night out?
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Probably get something to eat,
see a movie,
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head back to my place,
maybe listen to some music.
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Maybe Tina will say something
that makes me angry and
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I'll hit her with a pillow
and she will hit me back
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and I'll hit her again and eventually
we fall into each other
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and share a tentative awkward kiss.
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I will pay you $5 to say that last part again.
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You're okay with that,
right?
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Yeah, totally cool. Maybe I'll
just hang out with you tonight.
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Oh, okay, but if you try
to awkward kiss me,
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that is the end
of boys' night out.
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Hmm.
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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com
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Oh, thank you.
[ giggles ]
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You're welcome.
- [ gasps ]
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Don't sneak up on me when
I'm doing weird stuff.
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I'm heading over to Tina's.
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Wait, I want to show you
something.
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It's really cool.
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Wow, you got a third hole.
Looks awesome.
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It kind of makes me look
sexy, huh? Dangerous?
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Mm.
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Oh!
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I think something popped.
That is dangerous.
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You are gonna die.
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Guess who made
"Manhattan Monthly's"
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10 most eligible
bachelors.
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Is it --
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Okay, that's enough guessing.
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It's Peter.
He's number two.
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Let me see that.
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Ooh, wow, that is
a really good picture of him.
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The camera does love him.
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Almost as much
as you do.
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I do not love him.
I just happen to think
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he's a very good-looking,
chiseled --
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Pig!
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Listen to this.
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"Is there anyone special
in your life right now?"
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Peter says, "Yeah,
half the women in New York.
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The pretty ones, anyway."
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He's so funny.
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I don't know why
he's number two.
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I mean, who cares
if bachelor number one
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feeds the poor?
He's got big man-boobs.
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Bye, guys.
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[ knock on door ]
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- Hey.
- Hey, oh, I wasn't expecting to see you.
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I was just heading over
to Tina's,
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but maybe
we could hang out.
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I'm just here to drop
an envelope off for Val.
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I know. There's a package
right there, and it says "Val"
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right on it. What do you
think I am -- stupid?
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Hey.
What's this?
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It's from Peter. Hey, you mind
if I call my dispatcher?
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No. Help yourself.
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Two tickets to the Bachelor
of the Year reception?
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Why would
he send me these?
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Hmm, how strangely odd.
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Wait.
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There's a note.
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Note?
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"Val, thanks
for your sweet note.
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"Here are the tickets
you requested.
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I can't wait
to see you, too -- Peter."
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I didn't --
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I didn't --
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Hi!
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You forged my name?
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Is that bad? Because you
also co-signed a loan for me.
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Now I have to go
to this stupid thing
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and explain to him that I
didn't write that stupid note.
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Why don't you just
call him?
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Because, on the phone,
he will never be 100% sure
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that it's actually me.
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No, no, unh-unh.
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Now he has to see my face
to know for sure, okay?
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Now I have to go out
and buy a sexy new dress,
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thank you very much!
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And since I got roped
into going with you,
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I guess you're going to have
to buy me a dress, too.
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I guess so!
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Working for you
is a pain in the ass!
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Too far?
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A little bit.
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Girls' night out is fun.
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Oh, my God,
it's like he's everywhere.
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- Do you want to leave?
- Yes, no, how do I look?
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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So, check this out.
The Strokes are
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having a closed rehearsal
up at the Beacon tonight.
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The band's manager
is a friend of mine,
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and he said
he could get us in. - Are you serious?
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How much do you love me?
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A normal amount.
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Uh, you know who would
love this? Henry.
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I'm going to call him.
He loves the Strokes.
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Ooh, the deal is, I can
only bring girls.
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Oh, so you need us
to get in.
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I actually can get pretty much
any two girls from the city
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to go with me --
I mean, they are the Strokes --
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And this is my bicep.
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I'm going to grab a drink.
You girls want anything?
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- No thanks.
- I'm good.
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- I can't go.
- What?
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Shh! I told Henry I wouldn't
go out with him tonight
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because of girls' night out.
I can't go out with another guy.
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Especially not Vince.
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So you'll go with me,
and I'll go with Vince.
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I don't know.
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Oh, come on, if Henry knew that
he stopped you from going
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to this concert,
he would hate himself.
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And he might do something
drastic.
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So...you would be
saving his life.
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- We must save Henry.
- Come on!
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Hey, this is Glen. He's the guy
who hooked us up tonight.
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Oh, thank you so much.
That was awesome.
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Yeah, her boyfriend --
he loves the Strokes.
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I don't have
a boyfriend.
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I do.
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So you guys coming
to the show?
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No tickets.
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No problem.
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Here you go.
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Oh, my God,
front row seats!
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Uh, you guys
don't understand.
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This has always been
my dream,
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both as a Strokes fan
and as a short person.
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So, where are
the groupies?
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Hmm, I don't know.
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Hey, you want to go look
at the sound board?
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You are gay.
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Hey, we'll be back
in five minutes.
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How awesome is this?
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I can't go.
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Now what, negative?
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Henry is going to want to know
how I got tickets,
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and it'll bring up
the whole Vince thing.
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Oh, come on, you think Henry's
going to care about anything
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once you show him these?
All he's gonna hear
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is "front row seats"!
- Maybe.
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Or better yet,
you can tell him naked.
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Good morning.
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Mmm.
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Someone's happy she's going
to Peter's bachelor thing.
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Okay, I am only going to that
to clean up Lauren's mess.
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You're such a liar.
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What?
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And it's the worst kind
of lying.
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Lying to yourself.
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You know who said that?
Jesus.
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Why are you
against Jesus?
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You know what?
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Maybe we should just
not talk.
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All I'm saying is,
lying is wrong.
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For instance,
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Henry is coming over
this morning,
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and I am telling him
exactly what I did last night,
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even though
he might not like it.
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You're going to tell Henry
that on your girls' night out
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you went out with Vince?
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That's right.
Because I'm not afraid.
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I am going to look him
right in the eyes
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and tell him exactly how
I got us front row seats
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to the Strokes. Why?
'Cause I love Jesus.
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[ doorbell rings ]
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One sec, Henry.
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Hey, whoa,
what happened to you?
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I'm okay. I'm okay.
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You are going to be so happy
when I tell you what I did.
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I have something for you,
too, but you go first.
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I stayed up all night
waiting in line for tickets
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to the Strokes,
and I got 'em!
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You got tickets
to the Strokes?
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Yes. And believe me,
it wasn't easy.
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First of all, it rained sideways
for, like, two hours.
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And then Gary ditched me.
And about 3:00 this morning,
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I got so tired, I laid down
on the sidewalk
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and gum got in my hair.
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I think
it's Juicy Fruit.
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Or Chiclets and pee.
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You got gum in your hair
for me?
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Yeah, it's okay,
because you know what got me
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through the night?
Picturing the look on your face
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when I show you these!
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Oh! Two tickets
to the Strokes!
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That you stood in line for!
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In sideways rain!
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Okay, okay,
they're not the best.
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Row triple-z,
partially obstructed view,
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Pretty much the worst seats
in the theater,
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but it doesn't matter
where I sit,
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as long as I'm sitting
with you.
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Oh...
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So, what was
your surprise?
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Um...okay,
this is weird.
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We are so in sync!
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'Cause I was thinking
about you, too,
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and I got us tickets
to the Strokes, too!
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Front row seats!
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Front row seats?!
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How did you do that?
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Tina and I were having
our girls' night out,
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and, uh, I was up
pretty late, too.
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Because I...
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won them on the radio!
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That is awesome!
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Isn't it?
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Oh...you're wet.
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00:10:00,462 --> 00:10:03,198
Okay, all right, I am going
to go get cleaned up,
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then you and I are going
to go celebrate!
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00:10:09,604 --> 00:10:13,340
So, who is going
to tell Jesus -- you or me?
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What was I supposed
to do?
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Henry waited in line
for 10 hours.
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Do you know how much
it would've hurt him
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if I had told him the truth?
No, no, this is all good.
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Henry's happy, I'm happy.
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Front row seats.
It's all good.
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Well, you just said
lying was wrong.
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And you always tell
the truth?
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Yes, I do.
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And I hope that you would
never lie to me
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just to spare my feelings.
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I hate your third earring.
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Uh-huh. Lame.
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No, this is not lame.
This is cool.
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Yeah, it might be cool
if you had a time machine
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to take you back
to the '80s.
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Oh, okay.
You know what?
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I wish I had one of those
freeze-time machines.
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That way I could freeze the time
you told me you liked it.
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I was sparing
your feelings. See?
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Yesterday, you were walking
around all happy
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with your third hole,
and now look at you --
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bummed out, wishing you had
a freeze-time machine.
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Sometimes, the truth
is just plain bad.
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I don't like that robe.
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00:11:17,591 --> 00:11:20,727
Me neither. You gave it to me
for Christmas.
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00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:30,823
Okay. So you want to sell me
tickets at full price
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to a concert I wouldn't buy
tickets for in the first place?
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It's okay. They're in
the very last row,
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so you won't even be able
to hear or see them.
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Hey, what's up?
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Hey, nothing. Uh, I got two
tickets to the Strokes concert.
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I know.
Front row. How stoked are you?
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Holly told you?
252
00:11:46,970 --> 00:11:48,971
Told me?
Dude, I was there.
253
00:11:49,004 --> 00:11:50,272
I'm going to be sitting
right next to you.
254
00:11:50,307 --> 00:11:52,441
Listen, sorry I couldn't get you
into sound check,
255
00:11:52,476 --> 00:11:54,410
but you understand.
The only way I could get in
256
00:11:54,443 --> 00:11:56,578
was if I brought cute girls.
But don't worry.
257
00:11:56,612 --> 00:11:59,579
She totally behaved
herself.
258
00:11:59,848 --> 00:12:02,282
You guys going to be here
for a while?
259
00:12:02,317 --> 00:12:03,917
Yeah, we'll be
right here.
260
00:12:03,951 --> 00:12:05,318
Be right back.
261
00:12:06,672 --> 00:12:08,473
Hey, look, I'm sure
there's an explanation.
262
00:12:08,507 --> 00:12:09,708
She lied to me.
263
00:12:09,741 --> 00:12:11,842
Well, there's
your explanation.
264
00:12:11,876 --> 00:12:14,044
She gave me all that crap
about girls' night out,
265
00:12:14,078 --> 00:12:15,678
and then she hung out
with Vince.
266
00:12:15,713 --> 00:12:17,613
And then she lied to me
about it.
267
00:12:17,648 --> 00:12:20,616
Do you know how
that makes me feel? - Probably like --
268
00:12:20,650 --> 00:12:22,951
You don't know how I feel.
You don't have any idea!
269
00:12:22,986 --> 00:12:24,453
Okay.
270
00:12:24,486 --> 00:12:26,454
You know what this calls for?
271
00:12:26,488 --> 00:12:28,889
A big fat lie.
272
00:12:28,923 --> 00:12:31,057
Or you can ask Vince
to step outside,
273
00:12:31,092 --> 00:12:33,860
and he can beat your ass.
274
00:12:37,097 --> 00:12:38,564
[ knock on door ]
275
00:12:38,597 --> 00:12:40,732
One sec.
276
00:12:40,766 --> 00:12:43,034
Hey, Henry.
277
00:12:43,068 --> 00:12:46,204
So, I was thinking we could
get sushi before the concert.
278
00:12:46,237 --> 00:12:48,138
Holly.
279
00:12:48,171 --> 00:12:49,705
We have to talk.
280
00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:51,207
Okay, what's up?
281
00:12:51,241 --> 00:12:53,976
Come here,
you should sit down.
282
00:12:54,010 --> 00:12:55,510
Okay.
283
00:12:55,544 --> 00:12:57,545
What's happening?
284
00:12:57,580 --> 00:12:59,781
Okay, Holly,
285
00:12:59,814 --> 00:13:02,316
I know that you would
never lie to me,
286
00:13:02,350 --> 00:13:06,854
so I...I never want
to lie to you.
287
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:09,922
Um, when I told you
the story
288
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,224
about how I got the tickets,
289
00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,626
I didn't exactly
tell you everything.
290
00:13:14,659 --> 00:13:16,560
Okay.
291
00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:20,031
So last night when you were
out with the girls,
292
00:13:20,064 --> 00:13:22,365
I...
293
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,567
Oh...This is so hard.
294
00:13:24,601 --> 00:13:27,169
It's okay. Just --
just tell me.
295
00:13:27,203 --> 00:13:30,606
Okay.
296
00:13:30,639 --> 00:13:32,306
Last night,
297
00:13:32,341 --> 00:13:35,243
I...bumped
into an old girlfriend.
298
00:13:35,276 --> 00:13:39,379
And she and I started
talking about old times.
299
00:13:39,413 --> 00:13:43,349
And then we kind of...
went for coffee.
300
00:13:43,382 --> 00:13:44,682
Oh.
301
00:13:44,717 --> 00:13:46,518
No, I know --
302
00:13:46,552 --> 00:13:48,720
I felt so bad.
I mean,
303
00:13:48,753 --> 00:13:52,156
You were at home dialing
your little finger to the bone,
304
00:13:52,190 --> 00:13:55,526
and I was out with my ex --
on boys' night out, no less!
305
00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:57,360
It was just coffee,
right?
306
00:13:57,393 --> 00:13:59,494
I can't lie.
307
00:13:59,529 --> 00:14:01,797
You're too good.
308
00:14:01,831 --> 00:14:04,666
You deserve the truth.
309
00:14:04,699 --> 00:14:07,168
The fact is,
310
00:14:07,201 --> 00:14:10,870
it kind of...
stirred up some feelings.
311
00:14:10,905 --> 00:14:12,505
What?
312
00:14:12,539 --> 00:14:14,840
[ telephone rings ]
313
00:14:14,874 --> 00:14:16,842
It's okay. Get it.
314
00:14:16,876 --> 00:14:20,679
I need
to gather my thoughts.
315
00:14:20,712 --> 00:14:23,481
Okay.
316
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,215
Hello?
317
00:14:25,249 --> 00:14:27,050
Holly, listen,
Henry's my friend,
318
00:14:27,084 --> 00:14:28,884
and I know I shouldn't
be doing this,
319
00:14:28,919 --> 00:14:30,719
but, well,
you're my friend, too,
320
00:14:30,754 --> 00:14:32,655
and I've known you longer,
so I have to warn you.
321
00:14:32,688 --> 00:14:34,589
Henry -- he knows
about everything.
322
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:36,391
He knows about Vince, he knows
how you got the tickets,
323
00:14:36,425 --> 00:14:37,892
and he's on his way over there.
Girl, he's mad,
324
00:14:37,926 --> 00:14:39,526
and I don't know
what he's going to do.
325
00:14:39,561 --> 00:14:43,163
Oh, I do.
Thank you very much.
326
00:14:43,197 --> 00:14:45,198
Sorry about that.
327
00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:46,699
So you were saying
328
00:14:46,732 --> 00:14:48,967
that she stirred up
some kind of feelings?
329
00:14:49,001 --> 00:14:50,802
What kind of feelings?
330
00:14:50,837 --> 00:14:52,704
Well...
331
00:14:52,737 --> 00:14:56,240
You know,
emotional ones.
332
00:14:56,274 --> 00:14:59,043
Oh, my God.
333
00:14:59,076 --> 00:15:01,044
Are you breaking up
with me?
334
00:15:01,078 --> 00:15:02,579
What? No.
335
00:15:02,612 --> 00:15:04,980
[ hyperventilating ]
336
00:15:05,014 --> 00:15:07,182
Oh, my God,
I can't breathe.
337
00:15:10,252 --> 00:15:13,121
Oh, my God, I think
I'm going to pass out.
338
00:15:13,154 --> 00:15:14,921
Okay, um, just --
339
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:17,858
put your head
between your knees.
340
00:15:17,891 --> 00:15:20,426
I think
I'm going to die.
341
00:15:23,062 --> 00:15:26,431
The thought of you being
with that woman...
342
00:15:26,464 --> 00:15:28,499
No, no! No.
343
00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:31,301
Holly, listen to me...
344
00:15:31,335 --> 00:15:33,503
Holly. Holly.
345
00:15:33,537 --> 00:15:34,871
[ cellular phone rings ]
346
00:15:34,905 --> 00:15:36,239
Stupid phone!
347
00:15:36,272 --> 00:15:38,874
Get it! I don't come first
anymore, anyway.
348
00:15:43,445 --> 00:15:44,712
Hello?
349
00:15:44,746 --> 00:15:47,148
Uh, look, man,
I think I screwed up.
350
00:15:47,181 --> 00:15:49,549
I told Holly that
you knew about the tickets.
351
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:51,751
Now, I didn't want
to sell you out.
352
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,852
I was just afraid
you'd do something crazy.
353
00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:56,021
Then I felt really guilty.
Do you think that's weird?
354
00:15:56,054 --> 00:15:58,156
Hey, don't tell Holly
I told you, huh?
355
00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:01,425
Oh, okay, goodbye.
356
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:09,398
Holly,
are you feeling better?
357
00:16:09,432 --> 00:16:12,101
I don't know.
358
00:16:12,134 --> 00:16:14,502
Well, I have
a suggestion.
359
00:16:14,537 --> 00:16:17,238
Why did you lie to me
about the tickets?!
360
00:16:17,272 --> 00:16:19,439
Why did you lie to me
about an old girlfriend?
361
00:16:19,474 --> 00:16:21,275
Do you know how hurtful
that was?
362
00:16:21,308 --> 00:16:23,843
Yes, I do. It doesn't
feel very good, does it?
363
00:16:23,877 --> 00:16:26,145
Oh, my God.
364
00:16:26,179 --> 00:16:29,314
Are you teaching me
a lesson?
365
00:16:29,348 --> 00:16:32,017
Look, the next time you want
to hang out with Vince,
366
00:16:32,050 --> 00:16:34,151
you don't have to make up
a girls' night out.
367
00:16:34,186 --> 00:16:36,086
Oh, my God,
I didn't make it up.
368
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,755
He said he could only bring
girls. I was really torn.
369
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:41,591
I went anyway, but I felt
really guilty about it
370
00:16:41,624 --> 00:16:43,292
the whole time!
371
00:16:43,326 --> 00:16:45,761
You could've told me that.
372
00:16:48,063 --> 00:16:50,198
When you lie to me,
it makes me think
373
00:16:50,231 --> 00:16:52,332
there's something
going on.
374
00:16:56,036 --> 00:16:59,939
Is there something going on
with you and Vince?
375
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:03,808
Henry, listen...
376
00:17:03,842 --> 00:17:05,410
[Gary]: Hey,
what's up, y'all?
377
00:17:05,443 --> 00:17:08,045
Oh...Henry.
378
00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:10,247
Bro, I didn't even know
you were here.
379
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,582
Ha ha ha ha!
Well, what a surprise.
380
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:14,717
Yeah, I was just passing by
in the neighborhood --
381
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,218
- I know you called Henry.
- I know you called Holly.
382
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:18,019
Everyone knows everything.
383
00:17:18,054 --> 00:17:21,856
You all can't keep a secret
worth a damn.
384
00:17:21,890 --> 00:17:24,325
A brother can't
tell y'all nothing.
385
00:17:32,165 --> 00:17:34,132
[ women laughing ]
386
00:17:34,167 --> 00:17:36,835
Jeez, look at these women
throwing themselves
387
00:17:36,868 --> 00:17:39,937
at the bachelors like
a bunch of wild animals.
388
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:42,839
Have they no dignity
or pride
389
00:17:42,873 --> 00:17:45,141
Or self-res--
Lauren?
390
00:17:45,175 --> 00:17:46,475
Lauren.
391
00:17:46,509 --> 00:17:48,477
Pardon me, I'm sorry,
excuse me.
392
00:17:48,511 --> 00:17:50,145
Move it!
393
00:17:50,179 --> 00:17:52,380
Hi.
394
00:17:52,414 --> 00:17:54,015
Hey, there you are.
395
00:17:54,048 --> 00:17:55,515
I've been looking
all over for you.
396
00:17:55,550 --> 00:17:57,184
Hi.
397
00:17:57,218 --> 00:18:00,220
Hey, uh, thanks
for that sweet note.
398
00:18:00,254 --> 00:18:02,221
Oh, um, about that,
I wanted to talk to you --
399
00:18:02,256 --> 00:18:04,056
I did not write that note.
Lauren did.
400
00:18:04,090 --> 00:18:05,657
I know you wrote
that note.
401
00:18:05,691 --> 00:18:07,259
Echh.
402
00:18:09,661 --> 00:18:11,795
Can't you just admit
that you like me?
403
00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:13,897
Why do you keep
fighting it so much?
404
00:18:13,931 --> 00:18:15,398
Don't you get tired?
405
00:18:15,432 --> 00:18:18,101
The idea that I could be
attracted to somebody
406
00:18:18,135 --> 00:18:20,970
like you is --
is ridiculous.
407
00:18:21,004 --> 00:18:23,972
What, you want me to
introduce you to man-boobs?
408
00:18:24,006 --> 00:18:25,473
You know what?
409
00:18:25,507 --> 00:18:27,908
You are egotistical,
you're shallow,
410
00:18:27,943 --> 00:18:30,845
and you're kind of a slut.
411
00:18:30,878 --> 00:18:34,648
Okay, I do get hit on
by women all the time.
412
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:38,384
I get e-mails,
I get phone calls.
413
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:41,152
Tonight, I got panties
thrown at me.
414
00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:42,553
Oh, my God.
415
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:45,189
Yeah, pretty cool.
416
00:18:45,223 --> 00:18:49,092
But that means nothing
to me.
417
00:18:49,126 --> 00:18:52,895
What I want is to find
one special woman.
418
00:18:52,929 --> 00:18:55,498
I want the same thing
my parents had.
419
00:18:55,531 --> 00:18:57,866
And what is that?
420
00:18:57,900 --> 00:19:00,535
A great-looking kid,
like me.
421
00:19:00,568 --> 00:19:02,403
Seriously, Val,
422
00:19:02,437 --> 00:19:04,772
My parents were
high school sweethearts.
423
00:19:04,805 --> 00:19:07,106
They've been married
37 years.
424
00:19:07,141 --> 00:19:10,910
And every day, they look
at each other like --
425
00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:13,045
like it's the first day
they met.
426
00:19:13,078 --> 00:19:16,814
That's what I want.
427
00:19:16,848 --> 00:19:19,917
Oh.
428
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:22,218
Hey, they gave me a limo
tonight.
429
00:19:22,253 --> 00:19:25,021
And there's a little
after-party at the Four Seasons.
430
00:19:25,055 --> 00:19:28,590
Uh, I kinda came with Lauren.
431
00:19:28,624 --> 00:19:31,192
It's a good thing
I'm a fireman,
432
00:19:31,226 --> 00:19:33,328
because I don't know
about you,
433
00:19:33,361 --> 00:19:35,629
but I'm feeling
some serious heat.
434
00:19:35,663 --> 00:19:37,564
Ha ha ha ha.
435
00:19:37,597 --> 00:19:40,666
That is hysterical!
436
00:19:42,968 --> 00:19:44,436
Val?
437
00:19:44,470 --> 00:19:46,905
I'd really like you
to come with me.
438
00:20:00,383 --> 00:20:02,050
Hey.
439
00:20:02,085 --> 00:20:03,852
Wow, you look sexy.
440
00:20:03,885 --> 00:20:05,186
Oh, really?
441
00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:07,021
How do I know
you're not lying?
442
00:20:07,055 --> 00:20:10,124
Come on, just look at you.
Look in the mirror.
443
00:20:10,157 --> 00:20:13,059
Yeah, I know.
A cute fireman hit on me.
444
00:20:13,093 --> 00:20:15,227
Did you two have...
445
00:20:15,261 --> 00:20:16,862
sparks?
446
00:20:16,896 --> 00:20:19,598
See, that would've
been cuter!
447
00:20:19,631 --> 00:20:22,233
So, I told Henry
the truth.
448
00:20:22,266 --> 00:20:23,734
You did?
449
00:20:23,768 --> 00:20:26,203
Yeah, well, he found out,
and I confirmed it.
450
00:20:26,237 --> 00:20:27,938
Well, that's truth-ish.
451
00:20:27,971 --> 00:20:30,239
So, is everything okay
with you guys?
452
00:20:30,273 --> 00:20:32,274
Yeah, we had a really
good talk, and I think
453
00:20:32,308 --> 00:20:34,209
we got pretty much
everything straightened out.
454
00:20:34,243 --> 00:20:36,444
- Good.
- Did you talk to Peter?
455
00:20:36,479 --> 00:20:39,247
Yes, I did, and actually,
he gave me a ride home.
456
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,314
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
457
00:20:40,348 --> 00:20:42,549
Yeah. Me and, uh,
458
00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:45,551
half the women
in Manhattan.
459
00:20:45,586 --> 00:20:47,453
The pretty ones, anyway.
460
00:20:47,487 --> 00:20:48,754
Sorry.
461
00:20:48,788 --> 00:20:50,789
But he loved my third earring.
462
00:20:50,823 --> 00:20:53,258
No...yeah, well,
he is from your era.
463
00:20:53,291 --> 00:20:55,259
You know what?
I'm starving.
464
00:20:55,293 --> 00:20:56,727
Is there any more
465
00:20:56,761 --> 00:20:59,429
of that chocolate chip
cookie dough ice cream?
466
00:20:59,463 --> 00:21:01,598
Oh, no, I finished it
earlier. Sorry.
467
00:21:01,631 --> 00:21:03,766
That's all right, I'm tired.
I'll see you in the morning.
468
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,134
Good night.
469
00:21:18,222 --> 00:21:21,257
I heard the suction
from the lid, you liar!
470
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